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Monster Kid Online Magazine #5

 

If you run to Frankenstein for comfort when you find out there's no Santa Claus...

 

...You might be a Monster Kid.

 

If you like the fact that your new Daddy is a Mummy...

 

...You might be a
Monster Kid.

 

If your ventriloquist dummy keeps talking even after the school talent show is over...

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

 

If you scream uncontrollably when your gigantic AUNT comes to your house but not when a gigantic ANT comes to your house...

 

...You might be a
Monster Kid.

 

If the stray animals you bring home are different from the ones the other kids find...

...You
might be a
Monster Kid.

 

If the last three exterminators sent to your house are still missing...

 

...You might be a
Monster Kid.

 

If your Grandfather always helps you reach the horror comics at the top of the rack...

 

...You might be a
Monster Kid.

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