Monster Kid Online Magazine #5

 

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If your choir leader only lets you sing songs by Herman's Blind Hermits....

...You might be a Monster Kid.

 

If you want to grow up to sell real estate just like your friend down at Forest Lawn...

 

...You might be a Monster Kid.

 

 

If you only like your omelets made from pterodactyl eggs...

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

 

 

If you brush and file your teeth every night without even being told...

 

...You might be a Monster Kid.

 

 

If you'll only eat your cereal when your Uncle Mord makes a swishing axe sound as he puts the spoon in your mouth...

 

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

 

 

If your terrarium grows things they don't sell at the plant store...

 

...You might be a Monster Kid.

 

 

And finally,
when you play army, if your soldiers get their orders from the Pentagram, not the Pentagon...

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

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