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Monster Kid Online Magazine #5

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If you ask your dentist to show you how to make torture devices from dental floss...

...You might be a Monster Kid.

 

If the highlight of your summer is the week you spend helping out on your Uncle Zeke's wolfbane farm...

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

 

 

If you have a unique way of dealing with the bully on your playground...

 

 

...You might be a
Monster Kid.

 

 

If you come in a close second to this guy in a scary face-making contest...

 

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

 

 

If your dog fetches the boy throwing the stick, not just the stick...

 

...You might be a
Monster Kid.

 

 

If your parents always seem to disapprove of your science projects...

 

...You might be
a Monster Kid.

 

If you hire a man to bring you Barbie doll parts and you tell him not to be too particular how he gets them...

...You might be a Monster Kid.

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