WHO ARE THE MONSTER KIDS?
America Online's Classic Horror Film Board is a special place for fans of vintage horror, sci-fi and fantasy films. It is
a forum
that lets AOL members share information, opinions, memories and experiences
concerning classic horror movies and
practically everything else. It evolved from an AOL bulletin board folder
created by David Colton called UNIVERSAL
HORRORS to discuss the classic Universal horror movies like the Frankenstein,
Dracula and Wolf Man films of the 30s and
40s. As more horror fans on AOL discovered it, the area grew to include
folders devoted to other subjects like 50s sci-fi,
horror directors, horror stars, giant monsters and much more. The discussion
was always lively and intelligent and
participants included a surprising list of writers, publishers and film
professionals. Even though there have been disagreements
and arguments among those who post in the CHFB, there has always been
the bond of our common love for the films,
characters and actors that so affected us during our formative years.
The following is the essay by David Colton from which
this website gets its name. It was originally posted in the AOL Universal
Horrors folder a few years ago and captures nicely
the spirit that binds all of us together as Monster Kids
The Monster Kids
by David Colton
Read it in black-and-white, please.
These fragile remembrances of monsters past evoke a feeling that all of us here are somehow refugees
from different corners of the same theater. How many of us in the last
few years have shared similar tales
of discovering our first childhood chillers -- the neighborhoods or
names changed, but the evocative
messages of autumn and late summer nights so much the same. We share
in purest essence a collective
and sweet memory of something very special. Whether it's Chiller Theater
or a younger brother refusing to
turn the channel to watch KING KONG, a stationery store with only one
remaining copy of Famous Monsters,
or the sheer excitement of the MYSTERIANS ads on Channel 9 when Godzilla
was still only a movie old -- or
especially the laugh of Zacherley interrupting Atwill's crazed one-armed
lecture -- somehow we were all at
the same place at the same time, with the same ability to call it all
up like THAT! As if yesterday really was
the day before today, not tens and twenties of years now gone. Baseball
fans at the same game or cheering
for the same hero can all recall the same home run. The smells and the
colors of the 60s and 70s run
through many of us still. I imagine the grim urgency of big bands and
World War II hold the same power
over our parents, and that MTV, the Muppets and Nintendo will rustle
the same collective tugs in our
children. But the monster kids -- that's us, the monster kids, young
and old -- seem somehow special. Take
a walk through these boards and hear what we've all said about why we're
here and why we stay and why,
decades now later, the sight of John Carradine still means something
incredibly special, something that
makes people wonder what we're talking about when, on AMC during a showing
of STAGECOACH, we point
and say knowingly, "That's John Carradine." We understand
somehow because we are all parts of the
same shared visual. We all hail from the same place, sitting cross-legged
on the same sofa with the same
Sylvania or Emerson or RCA black-and-white TV flickering with the Universal
Globe or the RKO Radio tower
or even the Twilight Zone signposts there up ahead. Somehow we're all
from the same family, all rushing
home from the same school down the same cracked sidewalks, kicking the
same leaves on the same
November afternoon to catch the same Shock Theater movie on the same
night. And with Bela Lugosi, too!
It's always chiller night for us -- for us the monster kids. The older
the films get, the more distant the
players and the more obscure the sources, somehow the younger we become.
Edward van Sloan is old.
Not us. Not the monster kids. Lon Chaney is gone. Not us. Not the monster
kids. Even decades gone by,
we're still kicking leaves in a swirl, waiting for the commercial to
end, the parents to go to sleep and the
castle to loom through the fog. The same fog we've been trying to see
through for all these years, before
digital magic made everything too easy to believe. Because the best
horror movies are the hardest to see,
after all. It's what keeps the monster kids squinting through the mist,
somehow in this world of death and
awkward and weird, sharing together what it was like to be...young.
When we were the monster kids.
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